What's better than a talking dinosaur? What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Which dinosaur slept all day? The dino-snore! What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus tex! What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus! What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? When can three giant dinosaurs get under one umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining! Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? Any kind!
A house can't jump! What weighs pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich! What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur? Cheer him up! Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything! What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants! What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
The strawberry is red! Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch! What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam! Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs! What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? Find somewhere else to sleep! Did the dinosaur take a bath? Why, is there one missing?! How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth! What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down? In the dark! Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? There weren't any roads then! What is in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter "s"! Where do dinosaurs get their mail? At the dead-letter office! What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow! What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way! How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
Look for footprints in the pizza! What happened when the dinosaur took the train home? She had to bring it back! Mitchell: Why did the Triceratops cross the road? Robert: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road. Mitchell: Well, why did the chicken cross the road? Robert: To get away from the Triceratops! How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling! Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean? Because there was something fishy about it! What do you call a dinosaur with one leg? Mother: Why are you crying? Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother. Mother: That's no reason to cry. Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me! What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl! What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates! What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate? A dinoscore! What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo? A Tricera-hops! What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork! What family does T. I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one! What made the dinosaur's car stop? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust! What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw! Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? A dino-sewer! Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore! Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store! How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater! What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
A dino-see-saur! What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat! How much fur can you get from a dinosaur? As fur as you can get! Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook! What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box? After that, the box isn't empty anymore! How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator? The door won't close! How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur! Dog Jokes : What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?
A dog who bites you, and then goes for help! What animal keeps the best time? A watch dog! When is a dog not a dog?
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Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet! What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle! What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets! Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares their guide dog! Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? Because he couldn't reach any higher! Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"? Because Frost-bites!
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A dingo-ling! How do you catch a runaway dog? Make a noise like a bone! When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a greyhound! What do you call young dogs who play in the snow? Slush puppies! Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's too hard to run in squares! What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr! Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? A hot-diggity-dog! What do you call a black Alaskan dog? A dusky husky! What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones! Why is a tree like a big dog? They both have lot of bark! Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
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Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. By itch-hiking? What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle! What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk or take a dog? What do you call a dog that is left handed? A south paw!
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter! What do dogs have that no other animals have? Where do Eskimos train their dogs? In the mush room! What breed of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound! What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window? Two dogs barking outside your window! What do you call a happy Lassie? A jolly collie! What kind of dog likes to smell flowers? A bud hound What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come! What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel! How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? When does a dog go "moo"? When it is learning a new language! What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light! What do dogs eat at the movies? What is a dog's favorite dessert? Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
She got a ticket for littering! In the winter my dog wears his coat. In the summer he wears his coat and pants! Duck Jokes : What does a duck like to eat with soup? What geometric figure is like a lost parrot? A polygon! What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up! What did the duck say after he went shopping? Put it on my bill! What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! How do you get down off an elephant? You don't, you get down off a duck! When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
Which animal grows down? A duck! What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings? Why, that's a difference of a pinion! Who stole the soap? The robber ducky! What do ducks watch on TV? Egg Jokes : What does a mixed-up hen lay? Where do you get frogs' eggs? At the spawn shop! Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck"?
Elephant Jokes : How do elephants talk to each other long distance? On the elephone! What do you do when you find a blue elephant? Cheer her up! What time is it when you find an elephant in your car? Time to get a new car! How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling! What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you? Ten to one! How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card! What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks! What's an elephant's favorite vegetable? Why are elephants so poor? Because they work for peanuts! An elephant! What does a doctor give an elephant who's going to be sick? Plenty of room! What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant! What do you do with a green elephant? Wait till it ripens! What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant? What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? You get out of the way!
How do you know if there is a elephant in your refrigerator? The door won't shut! How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator? How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift! Why are elephants so wrinkled? They take too long to iron! What is gray and blue and very big?
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An elephant holding it's breath! What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch! Why did the elephant wear green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash! What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back! Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish! What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall? Which part of a fish weighs the most? The scales! What's the most musical part of a fish? Which fish is the most famous? The star fish! How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner! Where do fish keep their money? In a river-bank! Why did the shark spit out the clown? Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
What do you call a fish without an eye? How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones! Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! What's that gooey stuff in between a shark's teeth? Slow swimmers! What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel! Where do fish sleep? On a seabed! What do fish and maps have in common? They both have scales! Frog Jokes : What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space? It gets toad away! What is a frog's favorite exercise? Jumping Jacks! What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny? A ribbit! Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom! What do you call a frog with no hind legs? What do frogs wear on their feet? Open toad shoes! Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? Because they're already wearing green! When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad! What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new! What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? Hop in! What does a frog say when it washes a window?
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Rub it, rub it, rub it! What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle? A hopsicle! Why couldn't the snake talk? It had a frog in his throat! What is a frog's favorite year? Leap year! What is a frog's favorite game? What is a frog's favorite flower? What is a frog's favorite cold drink? What is a frog's favorite hot drink? Hot croak-o! What is a frog's favorite music?
Hip hop! How did the toad die? It croaked! It Kermited suicide! How deep is a frog pond? Kneedeep, kneedeep! What's the world's weakest animal? A toad, she croaks if you even touch her! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad! How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A Unhoppy! Horse Jokes : What type of horses only go out at night? What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? I'm a little hoarse! Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it! How long should a racehorse's legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What type of horse can jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can't jump! What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup! Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? It was too heavy to carry! When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to! What's the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down!
What sickness do horses hate the most? Hay fever! What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor! What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks! Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse! Monkey and Gorilla Jokes : What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monkey! Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal! What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can't talk! What do monkeys do for laughs? They tell jokes about people! What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? It won't be long now. Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail? To a retailer! Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs there! Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
Where do chimps get their gossip? On the ape vine! What key won't open any door? How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana! How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! Where does a 2, pound gorilla sit? What do you call a 2, pound gorilla? Jake: I taught my monkey to play chess. Amy: She must be very smart. Jake: Not really, I beat her two games out of three! Mouse Jokes : What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves? What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat? Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails, and can't see?
Three blind mice! What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code! What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich! Where do hamsters come from? Owl Jokes : Someone said you sounded like an owl. What do you call an owl with a deep voice? A growl Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet"? Because she didn't give a hoot! What is a baby owl after she's 6 days old? Seven days old What is an owl's favorite subject? Knock, Knock! Who who? Are you an owl? Parrot Jokes : What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off! What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot! Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Penguin Jokes : Where do penguins go to dance? The snow ball! Where does a penguin keep its money? In a snow bank! Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe! Where do penguins go to the movies? At the dive-in! What's a penguin's favorite salad? Iceberg lettuce! What do penguins have for lunch? How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers! Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt? What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie! Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don't have any pockets! What do penguins sing at a birthday party? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow! What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps! A penguin rolling down a hill! Why are penguins good race drivers? Because they're always in the pole position! What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! How do penguins drink? Out of beak-ers! Who's the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd! What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole? Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere! Which side of a penguin has the most feathers? What's black, white and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn! Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales!
Pig Jokes : Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a ham. What kind of pigs know karate? Pork chops! What kind of ties do pigs wear? Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, "Hogwash"! What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork What do you give a sick pig? Rabbit Jokes : What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny? Why was the rabbit so upset? She was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain! How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits? Just look for the gray hares! What kind of book does a rabbit like to read? One with a hoppy ending! What do you call a rabbit comedian? A funny bunny! What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline! Snake Jokes : What is snake's favorite subject? What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon! What snakes are good at doing sums? Why are snakes hard to fool? You can't pull their leg! What snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers! What are a snake's favorite magic spells? Abra-da- cobra and adder -ca-dabra! Why did the viper viper nose? Because she adder handkerchief! What's long, green and goes "hith"? A snake with a lisp! What is a snake's favorite dance? The mamba!
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn't afford plane fare! What do you call a snake with a great personality? A snake charmer! What do most people do when they see a python? Answer: Under their covers! Food Joke For Kids! Not rated yet Joke: Why was the strawberry crying? Answer: Because her father was in a JAM.
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If the whole house was pink, what was the color of the stairs? Answer: They would be bagels! Answer: The post office. Not rated yet Joke: What happens when you throw a purple rock into a gold lake? Answer -Splash! Answer: - You step in a poodle. Answer: It ran out of juice. Answer: Do you mind I'm dressing.
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The man hated the cat. One day he drives far away with the cat in the car. Answer: The alphabet "v". Then he turns left, then left again, and one more time ending up at home where he sees two … Silly food joke for kids! Not rated yet Joke: Why are cooks so mean? Answer: -Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream! Answer: The letter N. Answer: A tree stump. Answer: To get his quarterback. Answer: The married couples. Another man borrows it.
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It was Johnny's mother! Son: Under water. Dad: What do you mean? Son: They're below C level. Interrupting Cow. Interup- MOO!!!!! What … A Class Riddle Not rated yet A certain Mr. Smith went out with his son one day. While they were crossing the road a car hit them. Smith died instantly but his son was badly injured. Answer: Ketchup!
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